Nutritional Genius Chef needed for Entertainment mogul

WE are looking for someone to travel the world and help this icon lose weight. This chef needs to have an amazing repertoire as you could be cooking for him, or his family, or a party of 10 who might want prime rib!. From farm to table, to Asia – you love cooking any and everything. You truly love service, and want to be part of an amazing operation. You must have at least 5 years of verifiable references, graduate from a great culinary school, and be free to travel and work when needed!
You must be able to fool his palate, and exchange fats for fruit – and make sure you can take of 10 to 20 pounds in a flash! This is very important at the moment!
Please send your resume!